Kids, I didn't write this comic to scare you away from adult venues. This is an accurate description of most club or bar scenes (unless it's a bar and restaurant. Food service tends to make these places a bit more respectable.)
Adult readers, if this comic reflects your opinions too, please pass it along (I think this one could catch on.) The share buttons are always right above the comics.
By the way, I'm doing some site maintenance this weekend. We may get some interruptions on Saturday and Sunday, but we should be back to normal by Sunday.
Lastly, I'm keeping the Urban Underbrush Reader's Poll is up for another two weeks. I'll share the results sometime in Mid-March. You can still take the poll Here.