Sorry, kid. I can't help you. I may be the omniscient author and creator of this world... yet, even I can't save you from this. By the way, I recently replaced my wonky spam filter. I'm not sure it was really working anyway. What that means for you readers is that this website is now finally allowing comments to post instantly. Commenting is easier! Lurk no longer! So, if any of you have ever been caught trash-talking your boss, I invite you to scroll down to the comments and write about anything else. What, you want to get fired? Be cool, man.
